it took them ten years...

Suatu sore, pulang kerja…

Boss: Ti, titip Edy mau ke parkiran motor

Me: yuk (dalam hati:  emang koper dititip?)

Edy: nebeng ya jeng, 10rb kan? *nyengir

Me: 15rb, udah naek, pake ac kan?

Dan kita ngakak.

Well that’s regular after working hours things, nebeng menebeng. Edy baru 4 bulan kerja di tempat ini, orangnya lucu, and we have our subject of discussion: puppies and doggies :)

E: kamu kok ga nyelametin aku sie, dua hari lalu kan istriku ngelahirin anak kedua

M: oya? Sorriiii… how is it, normal kan? Lancar?

E: surgery euy, udah ga kuat istriku

M: wait a second, anak kedua? U r just married a year ago. I saw on ur fb

E:iya jadi aku udah punya anak cewek ,11yo ama dia, cuma dirawat ma ortu dikampung, hampir 10 th lebih aku ga disetujuin bonyoknya bini

M: tapi kamu baru merid setahun lalu

E: iya resminya, resepsinya. padahal ya aku merid muda

M: is it one of those days, when you tell me a joke or a lie, to exaggerate your life story, and you expect me to nod and play along? (niatnya sarcastic joke)

E: gak, sungguh beneran deh

M: it took you ten years huh?